Official site of one gray cat
SmkeyGray coat. Amber eyes. Zero interest in your schedule.
This is where Smokey keeps her records: who she is, what she eats, where she sleeps, and which of your belongings she has moved. Updated whenever she allows it.
About
The short version
Smokey is a solid gray cat. No stripes, no patches, just an even slate coat that looks blue in the shade and silver by the window.
She runs the house on a fixed routine. Breakfast comes first, then a patrol of every room, then a long nap in whichever patch of sun is currently best. Dinner is not negotiable and neither is the time.
She tolerates visitors, approves of a few, and will sit on the lap of the one person who does not like cats. Nobody has figured out how she picks.
File card
Smokey, by the numbers
Everything here has been checked against the cat. Disputes can go through the form at the bottom of the page.
| Name | Smokey |
|---|---|
| Coat | Solid gray, short hair |
| Eyes | Amber |
| Birthday | March 14 (approximate, she will not confirm) |
| Favorite spot | The windowsill, 1 to 4 p.m. |
| Dinner | Wet food, 5:30 sharp |
| Sleep per day | About 16 hours |
| Known for | Pushing cups off tables |
Schedule
A normal day for Smokey
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Loud
Wake-up call
Stands on the nearest person until someone gets up and fills the bowl.
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Routine
Room inspection
Walks every room, checks every corner, finds nothing wrong. Repeats tomorrow.
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Do not disturb
Window shift
Sun, birds, long nap. Do not disturb unless there is food involved.
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Fixed
Dinner
Arrives at the bowl at 5:25 and waits with visible patience.
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Unannounced
Zoomies
Ten minutes of sprinting through the hallway for no stated reason.
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Final
Lights out
Takes the left side of the bed. Owner takes what is left.
Preferences
What works and what does not
Approved
- Cardboard boxes. Any size. If she fits, she sits.
- Warm laundry. Straight out of the dryer.
- Slow blinks. Return one and you are in good standing.
- Crunchy treats. Shake the bag from another room.
Not approved
- Closed doors. She will complain until it opens.
- The vacuum. She leaves the building.
- Late dinner. Even five minutes gets noticed.
- Belly rubs. It looks like an invitation. It is not.
Photos
Evidence
Candid shots, mostly taken while she was ignoring the camera. Swap the blocks below for real images.
Contact
Say hello to Smokey
Messages are read by her owner and passed along when she is in a good mood. Treats cannot be accepted by mail.
smokey@hamelton.net